Gay Humour

Also, please see the Tidbits link for some shorter humerous sayings and stories.

Funny Gay Commercial

It's All Because "The Gays" Are Getting Married

They worked at their jobs!

They shopped for groceries!

They even went to the movies!

They lived...  

THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!

SEE...them do their laundry!

HEAR...them order from the local take-out!

FEEL...your spine tingle as they watch TV!

Rated PG (Please Get over it)

Recall Notice - author unknown

Catholic Dictionary - author unknown

Time For 'Ex-Gay' Hordes To March On Washington - by Wayne Besen

Catholic Elementary School Test - author unknown

Do Gays Cause Hurricanes? - by Janis Walworth

A Wonderful Giggle - by Swami Beyondananda

Billboard Messages From God - animated

Bush Wins Papal Vote - author unknown

Is It Genes Or Choice? - author unknown

Seniors - Personal Ads - author unknown

Ten Reasons Gay Marriages Are Wrong! - author unknown

Where Dogs and Cats Come From - A Lost Chapter in the Book of Genesis

Pastoral Candidates - author unknown

Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic? - author unknown

How the Grinch Stole Marriage - by Mary Ann Horton, Lisa and Bill Koontz
     (with apologies to Dr. Suess.)

Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife - author unknonwn

Valentine's Day, That Great State Holiday - by Bill Maher

In Defense of Biblical Marriage - by Cindy Scott

Advice from Dr. Laura Schlessinger - by James M. Kauffman, Ed.D

Questions for Heterosexuals - by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D.

That Great Lesbian Lifestyle - author unknown

Grand Unified Theory of why there appears to be a void of single lesbians on a given night in any city I happen to be in - by Jackie Burrell

"Comedy with an Edge" - These three websites will not appeal to everyone. It will depend entirely on your sense of humour.

Mrs Betty Bowers - "America's Best Christian"
    (very anti-Bush - will not appeal to everyone!)

God Hates Figs - "Warning! Theological Potholes Ahead!"
    (parody of Fred Phelps' "God Hates Fags" website)

God Hates Shrimp - Leviticus 11:9-12
    Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before
    the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay
    marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites.
    We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's
    and Red Lobster.